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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,208thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,937thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,466th
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Absolute communism20

Population6.214 billion

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Animaleagle

The Republic of Absolute communism20 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.214 billion Absolute communism20ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism20ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,228 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, every day's an auto-de-fé day, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism20's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism20 is ranked 265,605th in the world and 9,452nd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -215.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,208thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,937thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,466thLargest Black Market: 7,961stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,832ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,840thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,742ndMost Patriotic: 10,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,345thMost Devout: 14,392ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,282ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,744thHealthiest Citizens: 17,444thMost Developed: 18,728thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,919thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,839thLowest Crime Rates: 22,020thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,055thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,432ndBest Weather: 23,530thLargest Mining Sector: 23,695thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,899thMost Authoritarian: 27,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,249thHighest Economic Output: 28,623rdMost Conservative: 28,809th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 131st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 730th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 745th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 751st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 759th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 819th in the regionMost Devout: 848th in the regionMost Patriotic: 928th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,081st in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Absolute communism20 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Absolute communism20 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 10% for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism20, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism20, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism20, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism20, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism20, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism20, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism20, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism20, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.

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