The 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 of ABC123 9 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.852 billion ABC123 9ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ABC123 9ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion ergeges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,820 ergeges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in ABC123 9 to be bombproof, and all screens are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABC123 9's national animal is the ergerg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ABC123 9 is ranked 40,796^th in the world and 265^th in Guild Communauty field for Most Corrupt Governments, with 52.64 kickbacks per hour.