Population | 10.397 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Disputed Territories of 90069 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.397 billion 90069ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.
The frighteningly efficient 90069ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,996 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 192,042 9003s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 723,133 per year while the poor average 35,563, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.
Calling dibs is an unalienable right, the official 90069ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 90069's national animal is the 9003, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
90069 is ranked 257,969th in the world and 1st in What on earth is this26 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 90069 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Patriotic.
- : 90069 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in 90069, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in 90069, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in 90069, the official 90069ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in 90069, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Following new legislation in 90069, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in 90069, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in 90069, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in 90069, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.