Population | 10.542 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Emirate of 90032 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.542 billion 90032ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.
The frighteningly efficient 90032ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,902 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, and mechanics are often exhausted by their work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90032's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
90032 is ranked 283,349th in the world and 77th in Big Farma for Safest, scoring 5.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 90032 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in 90032, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
- : Following new legislation in 90032, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
- : Following new legislation in 90032, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in 90032, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Following new legislation in 90032, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
- : 90032 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in 90032, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Following new legislation in 90032, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Following new legislation in 90032, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.