The Democratic Republic of 90017 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.481 billion 90017ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 90017ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,331 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,496 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90017's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90017 is ranked 11,754^th in the world and 1^st in Bohemian rhapsody for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.18 law-abiding acts per hour.