The Principality of 80486 is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The McLeader with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.976 billion 80486ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.3%.

The powerhouse 80486ian economy, worth 182 trillion processors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 61,252 processors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The 80486 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, cars are banned, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime is relatively low. 80486's national animal is the core i9, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Monster.

80486 is ranked 199,515^th in the world and 8^th in Anarchic Lands for Safest, scoring 41.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.