The Republic of 7950 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sheldon Cooper with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.071 billion 7950ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cube Root City. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The 7950ian economy, worth 479 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,267 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the nation's ballot sheets often contain ten-thousand word manifestos for each party, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7950's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mathology.

7950 is ranked 180,494^th in the world and 3^rd in 314159265358979323846264338327950 for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.