The Republic of 3121622 Moskau Cheeseburgers Office is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.44 billion Officeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ilirantuniy. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Officean economy, worth 310 trillion dfryus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,791 dfryus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3121622 Moskau Cheeseburgers Office's national animal is the rtttttt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ulurulurulurulurulurulurulurulurism.

3121622 Moskau Cheeseburgers Office is ranked 133,650^th in the world and 1^st in Moskau Cheeseburgers for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,136.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.