The Republic of 28th NSLeft Revolutionary Guards is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 7.849 billion 28th NSLeft Revolutionary Guardsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant 28th NSLeft Revolutionary Guardsian economy, worth 65.1 trillion Revolutions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,289 Revolutions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 28th NSLeft Revolutionary Guards's national animal is the Bear.

28th NSLeft Revolutionary Guards is ranked 105,447^th in the world and 1^st in Communist Party of China for Most Primitive, scoring -21.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.