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Most Subsidized Industry: 63rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 565th
The Todavía te extraño of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Defenders, we do everything but actual defending!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

0cala

Population5.693 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalHorse

The Todavía te extraño of 0cala is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.693 billion Ocalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ocalan economy, worth 888 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,066 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, the judicial system legislates morality, citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0cala's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

0cala is ranked 63rd in the world and 3rd in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 34,604.7 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 63rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 565thLargest Mining Sector: 1,207thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,278thMost Primitive: 1,406thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,224thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,313thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,924thLargest Black Market: 4,506thMost Efficient Economies: 4,642ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,221stMost Influential: 5,533rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,631stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,883rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,921stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,945thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,911thHighest Average Incomes: 20,315thLargest Governments: 20,384thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,815th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Primitive: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 74th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Black Market: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 229th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 416th in the regionMost Patriotic: 444th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 572nd in the region

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