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Most Subsidized Industry: 16thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 284thMost Ignorant Citizens: 676th
The Star of Perdition of
Psychotic Dictatorship
💫🌠
Scarlett ''Lettie'' Rosetop
Influence
Squire
Minister of Integration & Recruitment
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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0cala

Population6.884 billion

Capital0cala City
LeaderScarlett ''Lettie'' Rosetop
FaithAntifa

CurrencyCandy Cane
AnimalReindeer

The Star of Perdition of 0cala is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Scarlett ''Lettie'' Rosetop with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.884 billion Ocalans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 0cala City. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ocalan economy, worth a remarkable 1,013 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 147,206 Candy Canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 0cala's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antifa.

0cala is ranked 318,330th in the world and 1,311th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Pacifist, with 5.44 cheeks turned per day.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 16thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 284thMost Ignorant Citizens: 676thMost Primitive: 700thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,444thHighest Crime Rates: 1,525thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,526thMost Avoided: 1,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,502ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,648thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,253rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,657thMost Secular: 8,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,570thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,989thMost Authoritarian: 14,676thLargest Mining Sector: 15,478thMost Patriotic: 15,550thTop
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Largest Governments: 19,724thHighest Average Incomes: 26,180th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 77th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 92nd in the regionLargest Populations: 97th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 108th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 0cala, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
  • : 0cala renamed the office held by 0cala from "Duchess, City Manager, Fleet-Admiral of the TRA." to "Duchess, City Manager, and Fleet-Admiral of the TRA." in Catgirls.
  • : 0cala renamed the office held by 0cala from "✴ Duchess of the Dunes ✴" to "Duchess, City Manager, Fleet-Admiral of the TRA." in Catgirls.
  • : 0cala renamed the Governor's office from "Her Majesty, Queen, and Empress" to Her Majesty, Her Excellency, Lady, The Most Honourable in Catgirls.
  • : 0cala lodged a message on the The Plains of Perdition Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in 0cala, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
  • : Following new legislation in 0cala, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in 0cala, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : 0cala suppressed a post on the The Plains of Perdition Regional Message Board.
  • : 0cala lodged a message on the The Plains of Perdition Regional Message Board.

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