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Most Subsidized Industry: 65thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 516th
The Transgender Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Nahh
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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0cala

Population5.48 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalHorse

The Transgender Empire of 0cala is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.48 billion Ocalans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ocalan economy, worth 828 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 151,136 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0cala's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

0cala is ranked 192,218th in the world and 3,448th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 58.30744879432 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 65thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 516thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,422ndMost Primitive: 1,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,811thLargest Mining Sector: 2,014thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,767thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,224thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,307thLargest Black Market: 4,569thMost Efficient Economies: 5,021stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,185thMost Influential: 6,794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,745thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,407thTop
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Most Patriotic: 16,641stLargest Governments: 20,744thHighest Average Incomes: 21,783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 22,801st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Primitive: 29th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 90th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 352nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 410th in the regionMost Patriotic: 476th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 601st in the region

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