Population | 6.884 billion |
Capital | 0cala City |
Leader | Scarlett ''Lettie'' Rosetop |
Faith | Antifa |
Currency | Candy Cane |
Animal | Reindeer |
The Star of Perdition of 0cala is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Scarlett ''Lettie'' Rosetop with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.884 billion Ocalans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 0cala City. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Ocalan economy, worth a remarkable 1,013 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 147,206 Candy Canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 0cala's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antifa.
0cala is ranked 318,330th in the world and 1,311th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Pacifist, with 5.44 cheeks turned per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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0cala, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
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0cala renamed the office held by
0cala from "Duchess, City Manager, Fleet-Admiral of the TRA." to "Duchess, City Manager, and Fleet-Admiral of the TRA." in Catgirls.
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0cala renamed the office held by
0cala from "✴ Duchess of the Dunes ✴" to "Duchess, City Manager, Fleet-Admiral of the TRA." in Catgirls.
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0cala renamed the Governor's office from "Her Majesty, Queen, and Empress" to Her Majesty, Her Excellency, Lady, The Most Honourable in Catgirls.
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0cala lodged a message on the The Plains of Perdition Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
0cala, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
- : Following new legislation in
0cala, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in
0cala, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
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0cala suppressed a post on the The Plains of Perdition Regional Message Board.
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0cala lodged a message on the The Plains of Perdition Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Rhaza and
American Generations.