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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,207thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,923rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,150th
The 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗢𝗵𝗶𝗼 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 of
Father Knows Best State
Her, The Grand Endorser and Transfemale of The League
Lily Hoshikawa
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.611 billion

CapitalOcalanio Coast
LeaderLily Hoshikawa

CurrencyLeague Dollar

The 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗢𝗵𝗶𝗼 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 of 0cala is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lily Hoshikawa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.611 billion 🎉858th Page of the League🎊 are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ocalanio Coast. The average income tax rate is 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 💀Ohio💀Destroyer💀 economy, worth 340 trillion League Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,262 League Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. 0cala's national animal is the Nitromethane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Transfemale.

0cala is ranked 207,337th in the world and 564th in The League for Rudest Citizens, with 37.41 insults per minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,207thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,923rdTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,150thMost Devout: 6,812thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,021stLargest Mining Sector: 10,073rdMost Patriotic: 13,623rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,605thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,775thMost Influential: 17,632ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,928thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,131stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,378thLargest Black Market: 19,912thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,586thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,150thHighest Average Incomes: 23,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,261stMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,865thLargest Governments: 28,965th
Largest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Patriotic: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the region

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