The Kingdom of 0000O is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.947 billion 0000Oians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient 0000Oian economy, worth 543 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,654 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and when their backs are against the walls 0000Oians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0000O's national animal is the kiwi.

0000O is ranked 263,692^nd in the world and 1^st in 0000000000000000000000000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.