The Sticky Fingers of -The Rolling Stones is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jumping Jack Flash with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.344 billion -The Rolling Stonesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaggerland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.0%.

The frighteningly efficient -The Rolling Stonesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,958 trillion Blues Rocks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,759 Blues Rocks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,192,312 per year while the poor average 28,954, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

Trains and passengers alike are often late, laws are littered with references to cheese, the media seems excessively interested in what Jumping Jack Flash is wearing this season, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -The Rolling Stones's national animal is the Edgy Groupie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

-The Rolling Stones is ranked 8,419^th in the world and 594^th in NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 170.56 kickbacks per hour.