The Republic of -San Cristobal- is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Peter Lopez with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.715 billion Cristobalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the San Cristobal Capital District. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cristobalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,377 trillion Cristobalian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 202,922 Cristobalian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, homophobia is off the menu, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -San Cristobal-'s national animal is the Cristobalian parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-San Cristobal- is ranked 39,107^th in the world and 9^th in Osakaland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.07 law-abiding acts per hour.