The Commonwealth of -Massachusetts is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Cena with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.408 billion Massachusites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Newbury. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Massachusettsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,238 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sex changes are routinely performed at -Massachusetts's hospitals, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Massachusetts's national animal is the wild turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shinto.

-Massachusetts is ranked 8,408^th in the world and 9^th in Gensokyo for Highest Food Quality, scoring 172.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.