The Federal Republic of Baltijas Savieniba is a very large, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 193 million Balts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Baltic economy, worth 8.09 trillion dzints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,915 dzints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, gambling is outlawed, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Baltic radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baltijas Savieniba's national animal is the white wagtail, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Baltijas Savieniba is ranked 212,686^th in the world and 85^th in Wintercrest for Most Beautiful Environments, with 452.87 pounds of wildlife per square mile.