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Most Primitive: 1,617thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,646th
The Stoned Samurai Code of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I'm trying to make up for my past.
Wesley Fists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Wesley Fists

Population9 billion

CapitalGlendale
LeaderWesley Fists
FaithStoner-Bushido

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGhoulie

The Stoned Samurai Code of Wesley Fists is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wesley Fists with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9 billion Daybreakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glendale. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Daybreaker economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,137 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, most people learn to drive on crash courses, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime is moderate. Wesley Fists's national animal is the Ghoulie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoner-Bushido.

Wesley Fists is ranked 282,127th in the world and 22nd in Warzone Asia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Primitive: 1,617thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,646thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,014thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,369thLargest Black Market: 4,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,134thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,437thLargest Mining Sector: 7,522ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,792ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,709thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,820thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,433rdMost Avoided: 13,505thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 16,139thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,619thBest Weather: 18,390thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,287thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,893rdHighest Economic Output: 23,170thMost Developed: 26,887thHighest Average Incomes: 27,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,197thLargest Governments: 28,665th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Wesley Fists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, Most Influential, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Wesley Fists's influence in Warzone Asia rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Wesley Fists lodged a message on the Warzone Asia Regional Message Board.
  • : Wesley Fists relocated from Daybreak to Warzone Asia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Wesley Fists, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.

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