The Peoples Federation of The Campbell Nation is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Macquarie with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 26.772 billion Campbellish are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campbell City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Campbellish economy, worth an astonishing 12,756 trillion Merits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 476,484 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in The Campbell Nation after the ban on emigration was lifted, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Campbell Nation's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Campbell Nation is ranked 119^th in the world and 1^st in Warzone Australia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 572.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.