The Emeraudian Republic of Deblar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Benjamin Claude with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.991 billion Emeraudians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-au-Grégoire. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Emeraudian economy, worth 914 trillion Arucian shillings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,857 Arucian shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deblar's national animal is the Long-tailed Parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Deblar is ranked 281,097^th in the world and 35^th in Kylaris for Most Primitive, scoring -352.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.