The Vabasian Fed State of Antarctican Immagrants is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Olivia Weiss with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 8.736 billion Antarcticans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Northead. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Antarctican Immagrantsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion Indis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 139,368 Indis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antarctican Immagrants's national animal is the Antarctican Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Antarctican Immagrants is ranked 278,808^th in the world and 144^th in Lands End for Most Primitive, scoring -319.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.