Population | 19.731 billion |
Capital | Teml Awyr |
Leader | Arawn Ymerawdwr Tywyll yr Isfyd |
Faith | the Ecclesia Hominibus |
Currency | Doeg |
Animal | Akhal-Teke |
The Ancient Imperium of Alistia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arawn Ymerawdwr Tywyll yr Isfyd with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.731 billion Alistians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teml Awyr. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Alistian economy, worth a remarkable 4,967 trillion Doegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 251,753 Doegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it", the monarchy has returned to a simpler time when genitalia was the deciding factor of competence, and trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alistia's national animal is the Akhal-Teke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Ecclesia Hominibus.
Alistia is ranked 1,946th in the world and 1st in The Mystical Alliance for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 30,484.5 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, the monarchy has returned to a simpler time when genitalia was the deciding factor of competence.
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it".
- : Following new legislation in Alistia, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Alistia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Most Developed and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
- : Alistia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market and Most Stationary.
- : Alistia became WA Delegate of The Mystical Alliance.
- : Alistia lost the position of The Mystical Alliance WA Delegate to The Republic of Butterfingers.
- : Alistia endorsed The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of Wolfana.
- : Alistia was endorsed by The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of Wolfana.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Agora Hill, Parakka Northland, and Wolfana.