The State of Tahquamenon Falls is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.599 billion Tahquamenon Fallsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Tahquamenon Fallsian economy, worth 345 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 35,952 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,434 per year while the poor average 1,931, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, and Tahquamenon Falls has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tahquamenon Falls's national animal is the deer.

Tahquamenon Falls is ranked 197,179^th in the world and 9^th in Upper Peninsula for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.