The Democratic Republic of Imperial Jez Tsilla is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 643 million Imperial Jez Tsillans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prayagraj. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Jez Tsillan economy, worth 73.7 trillion Rams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 114,650 Rams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 795,654 per year while the poor average 5,780, a ratio of 137 to 1.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Leader off a murder charge, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Imperial Jez Tsilla's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperial Jez Tsilla is ranked 186,065^th in the world and 301^st in United States of America for Safest, scoring 51.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.