The Federation of Grublandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by GallvsGrubvs with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.863 billion Grublandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grublandia DC. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grublandian economy, worth 949 trillion Grubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 138,356 Grubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Grublandia's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grublandia is ranked 53,957^th in the world and 126^th in United States of America for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,983.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.