The Holy Republic of Free Felboon Incroordia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.373 billion Free Felboon Incroordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 14.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free Felboon Incroordian economy, worth 366 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,654 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Felboon Incroordia's national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Free Felboon Incroordia is ranked 164,617^th in the world and 652^nd in United States of America for Largest Populations, with 2.37 billion capita.