The Armed Republic of Dakkra is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.092 billion Dakkrans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dralossa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakkran economy, worth 263 trillion Corsites a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 126,043 Corsites, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 726,920 per year while the poor average 10,451, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Dakkran soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dakkra's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dakkra is ranked 83,334^th in the world and 192^nd in United States of America for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,042.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.