The United States of Am Israel Chai is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Bibi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 12.448 billion Am Israel Chaians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem Renewed. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Am Israel Chaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,523 trillion Gold Packs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,706 Gold Packs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime is totally unknown. Am Israel Chai's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Judaism.

Am Israel Chai is ranked 15,256^th in the world and 34^th in United States of America for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,688.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.