The Democratic Republic of Azaltan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Christie Ford with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.333 billion Azaltai have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Champala. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azaltanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,113 trillion Akrons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,409 Akrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, Christie Ford reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and Azaltai suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azaltan's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azaltan is ranked 17,520^th in the world and 6^th in United Nations UN for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,281.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.