The Burning Memory of Ilyavan But In A Different Region is a massive, safe nation, ruled by None with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.291 billion None are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient None economy, worth 202 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,236 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilyavan But In A Different Region's national animal is the None, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Ilyavan But In A Different Region is ranked 154,953^rd in the world and 76^th in Avaldonia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,053.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.