The Autocratic Oligarchy of European R0ssia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oligarch Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.193 billion European R0ssians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European R0ssian economy, worth 400 trillion Russian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 182,427 Russian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and European R0ssians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European R0ssia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

European R0ssia is ranked 7,312^th in the world and 11^th in Avaldonia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 474.84 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.