The Protectorate of Zabhad is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Protector Iumo vos Delani with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 10.652 billion Zabhadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eftal. The average income tax rate is 44.1%.

The thriving Zabhadian economy, worth 799 trillion kamas a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 75,068 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Protector Iumo vos Delani is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, and gay men commonly complain about their time of the month. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zabhad's national animal is the scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Zabhad is ranked 105,299^th in the world and 1^st in United Arab Emirates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.25 law-abiding acts per hour.