The Grand Duchy of Not a Suspicious Country is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 102 million Not a Suspicious Countryians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Not a Suspicious Countryian economy, worth 4.03 trillion Big Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 39,477 Big Bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,438 per year while the poor average 2,474, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Not a Suspicious Country's national animal is the Bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Not a Suspicious Country is ranked 267,335^th in the world and 1^st in The Wooloo Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.72 law-abiding acts per hour.