Population | 1.758 billion |
Capital | Pindoramus |
Leader | César Augusto João Victor Prado I |
Faith | Cristianismo |
Currency | Lukaku |
Animal | Capivara |
The Empire of Sacro Brasil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by César Augusto João Victor Prado I with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.758 billion Sacro Brasilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pindoramus. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sacro Brasilian economy, worth 270 trillion Lukakus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,960 Lukakus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies, and Sacro Brasilian husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacro Brasil's national animal is the Capivara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.
Sacro Brasil is ranked 122,923rd in the world and 127th in The Western Isles for Safest, scoring 72.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sacro Brasil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Sacro Brasil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Sacro Brasil was endorsed by The Winter Empire of Solaryia.
- : Following new legislation in Sacro Brasil, Sacro Brasilian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Following new legislation in Sacro Brasil, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.
- : Following new legislation in Sacro Brasil, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Sacro Brasil, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Sacro Brasil, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
- : Following new legislation in Sacro Brasil, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Sacro Brasil, being César Augusto João Victor Prado I has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.