The Elective Kingdom of Ioudaia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King of Kings Esdras Dorotheos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 29.293 billion Ioudaians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The very strong Ioudaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,292 trillion drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,268 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ioudaia's radio stations, euthanasia is legal, and King of Kings Esdras Dorotheos knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (Ioudaia has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown. Ioudaia's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Law of Shfōt.

Ioudaia is ranked 22,071^st in the world and 58^th in The Western Isles for Nicest Citizens, with 21.52 average smiles per day.