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Too many trash cans.
What is a martian's favorite place to get spiced crimson rum? The Space Bar!
Why couldn’t the astronaut focus?
He kept spacing out.
I just banned divorce by mistake
I'm sure you'll get an issue allowing you to reverse it soon.
That's a terrible pun...
:(
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, United Adaikes, Moaning Lisa, and 1 otherMark z
If you ban marriage too, no one will ever notice divorce was banned. There's always a way to cover a mistake. (from the bestseller, 'Every Bad Deed Leads to Another: A Politician's Handbook Vol II')
Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, Willow Gate, Moaning Lisa, and 3 othersWellington bingbong, Westime, and Great Britain and All Ireland
Hail, fellow West Pacificans. Just dropping by to say that I'm definitely not dead, but my computer certainly tried to die. Hoping all are well, and that all coups have gone unnoticed.
In my news: today I received a new sword, and I am delighted by it.
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Willow Gate, and Westime
Are you a samurai?
Computers can be finicky little demons ...
And what manner of sword? Katana?
hello I am kinda new my old nation ceased to exist.
^ moved to another region
*edited*
TODAY IN THE WEST
As many of you know, every Tuesday is Haikuesday. We've been playing to themes for a twist.
It's time for a second twist: tell a joke or narrate a funny moment via haiku. This will prepare us for tomorrow's big day (which will be all about laughter).
Remember: you can play around with haiku format. 5-7-5 vs. 3-5-3, or even 17 syllables total but visually arranged in haiku.
Watch clips of your favorite comedies on YouTube and write a haiku about a character or moment: Michael Scott, Leslie Knope, Ricky Bobby, etc. Tell a funny story from your life in haiku form PG-13 please!
Teralyon, United Adaikes, Fhaengshia, Nagaraningrad, and 1 otherWestime
when my child was small
he loved clocks and sticks but
could not pronounce them
wherever we'd go
he would gleefully name them
turning the air blue
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Fuentana, Fhaengshia, and 3 othersMoaning Lisa, Wellington bingbong, and Westime
Precariously
Balanced on top of a cone
Gravity makes tears
Fuentana and Giovanniland
Dang, I've randomly lost a bunch of endorsements the last few weeks it seems. So weird.
Not really. Nations cease to exist including WA ones. If you’re not overly active then the drop can seem big especially if you’re not endo-tarting regularly.
wow
Post by The luk suppressed by 
Bhang Bhang Duc.
can we be allies another war!
I like to go fast,
If you are not first, you’re last.
I’m Ricky Bobby.
#Haikuesday
Ohhh, okay that makes sense
Haikusday is not
Really grabbing me today.
Refrigerator.
Yy4u, Westwind, Demonos, Teralyon, and 4 othersFuentana, Willow Gate, Moaning Lisa, and Westime
Hmm... how about puns about haikus made into a haiku?
Japan's emperor
was deposed on Mount Fuji.
That was a high coup.
When baby delights,
and pitch of voice increases
We call this high coo.
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Adaia, Demonos, and 5 othersUnited Adaikes, Fuentana, Aluminum Oxynitride, Willow Gate, and Westime
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