The Federal Republic of SouthernBahama is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 559 million SouthernBahamans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nassau. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong SouthernBahaman economy, worth 50.1 trillion Bahamians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,646 Bahamians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SouthernBahama's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SouthernBahama is ranked 61,790^th in the world and 6^th in The United Democratic States for Most Patriotic, with 22.82 flags saluted per person per day.