The CEO Of Fish of Zebruski is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fishnardo The III with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 8.175 billion Aryan Fisheses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shipwreck Hills. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zebruskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion Corals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,790 Corals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Zebruskian politicians, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zebruski's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tankista.

Zebruski is ranked 24,633^rd in the world and 13^th in Callista for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,040.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.