Population | 12.538 billion |
Capital | Hoveby |
Leader | Vozak Ulfric |
Faith | Verunism |
Currency | lona |
Animal | finch |
The Republic of Rosorga is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vozak Ulfric with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.538 billion Rosorgans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoveby. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Rosorgan economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion lonas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 138,312 lonas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, voting is compulsory, and body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. Crime is totally unknown. Rosorga's national animal is the finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Verunism.
Rosorga is ranked 11,305th in the world and 25th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.93 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, voting is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, Vozak Ulfric's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Rosorga, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.