The Free Federation of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 33.937 billion Akaitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth a remarkable 9,743 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 287,109 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Goldsaver is ranked 1,589^th in the world and 5^th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,478.56 on the Clooney Contribution Index.