Population | 3.241 billion |
Capital | TPNG HQ |
Leader | Kyle kenway |
Faith | Kenwayism |
Currency | TPNG token |
Animal | 4 eyed insectoid |
The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.241 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth 847 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 261,562 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.
Troll Punishers is ranked 99,098th in the world and 2,206th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,584.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Troll Punishers voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Troll Punishers endorsed The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Troll Punishers was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
- : Following new legislation in Troll Punishers, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 143 » The Confederate States of America, Marlducro, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Bankowiata, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Jeltronian WA Mission, Gorundu, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Chipoli, Russila, Southern Moosetopia, Kwaj, Radicaster, Aguaria Major, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Shibutani, PlanetMercury, Siwale, Laforeia, New Lakemba, Frances Francis the First of France, Nouvel Empire, Corfad, Perikuresu, Catalis, Laurendon, Former English Colony, Advancia-Sizzletown, Sil Dorsett, Wolffoxia, Austro-Bavarian States, Dreadton, Darkanistan, IHateRights, Zerentopia, Esperonia, South Parter, Loutsland, Kranostav, Pallaith, Kandorith, PotatoFarmers, Wineclaw, Atrito, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, and 93 others.Oannia, Unshleepd, Simone Republic, Frieszia, New-Ferytland, New Atlantico, Wilkshire, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Petronellania, Xagill, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ovekisu, Thought Obliteration, Great Ignesia, Calahy, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Necromonia, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, The Gibraltian Islands, Neptunian Military Administration, Racoda, Jenha, Saint-Dauphin, Sellaeta, Eurochina, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Republiqueducroissant, Bedsonya, Aerilia, Zandos, Votak Matim, Old Emporia, Tehmistan, Rex Republic, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Zelenaya Dolina, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Furballland, Batatoland Empire, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Germanic Cat, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, Blyskalia, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Opis, The New Oceanic States, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Hyphen, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Nistriabar, Suvarnavarta, Ziprotscria, Dillimore, Davidianian, Fran Advar, Tragesch Firwat, The Tony Paporordia, Stal Valley, Hikki, Barxa, Bhadeshistan, Northern Zorbrasnka, Sechiole, and Vendonesam.