The Disputed Territories of Confused No Name is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by No Name with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.5 billion Nothings are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Administration, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No Name. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nothing economy, worth 944 trillion No Names a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,100 No Names, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and the sanitised and dull music festivals of Confused No Name are famed for their reasonable volume levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confused No Name's national animal is the No Name, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Name.

Confused No Name is ranked 205,323^rd in the world and 519^th in A Taco Paradise for Safest, scoring 37.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.