The Argentine Republic of Royal Imperial Argentina is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HRH Emperor Dennis II of The RUC with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 22.437 billion Argentines are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient an Argentine economy, worth 705 trillion Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,462 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Andean Condor hunting institutions, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Imperial Argentina's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Royal Imperial Argentina is ranked 87,965^th in the world and 8^th in The Royal Imperial Directorate for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,853.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.