The Confederacy of The Orangutan Nation is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 382 million Orangutan Nations live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apland. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The thriving Orangutan Nationian economy, worth 23.9 trillion apulis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 62,509 apulis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government pours millions of apulis into rehabilitation programs annually, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and Leader's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Apland generates millions of views. Crime is totally unknown. The Orangutan Nation's national animal is the Orangtuan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Orangutan Nation is ranked 268,159^th in the world and 269^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Patriotic, with 0.85 flags saluted per person per day.