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Dang it, I almost got a double post! :'(

Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics wrote:Gojira
what the sand devil sees when it leaps at ophinojira:
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Real

Down Scoblic wrote:

(Unintelligible Noises and glitches)
(Static)
(Rustling of Paper)
(Enhancement)
(A door opening and closing)
???: "Viewing of this Audio tape is property of Scoblese Intelligence Agency and is a Class Level of 9 and Above, Unclassified employees or Outsiders listening to this Audio will be capture by the SIA and will be either|-> Terminated, Jailed or Fined. If this tape is found unintentionally, please give it to a Government Entity/Worker. For the Glory of the Federation..."

█████: "Ah, Dr. Caligo. Nice to finally meet you in person for the first time."

Caligo: "Yes, Yes, Indeed. So, what is the reason for my immediate presence?"

█████: "Well, you may well know of the nation of Alogiada has shipped Materials for our Re-development plan. However, (Sliding Folder) a spy in the ports has found Top Secret documents from one of the Cargo-ships. It contains a blueprint of which may be a Satellite named (DATA EXPUNGED). We were thinking of using this to create our own Spy Satellite and- (STATIC). Although we want you input on this situation."

Caligo: "... (Laughter) Why stop there?"

█████: "Excuse me?"

Caligo: "Think about it, this is our gateway to the stars!"

Caligo: "We can make Space Artilery and bomb any nation who dared threaten us. We can make Space Marines."

█████: "What are you implying!"

Caligo: "Im implying that when the Lumina Space Station is complete... WE TAKE IT FOR OURSELFS, send in our soldiers on one of those shuttles and-"

█████: "I'll be damned if your mission of killing of our possible ally's work!"

Caligo: "Think about it █████, once our soldiers saluter those (DATA EXPUNGED) and our own astronauts... WE, US, THE EMPIRE WILL RISE ONCE MORE AND BURN THE TREE OF LIFE AND-"

(Gunshot)

(Thud)

█████: "... f*cking hell."

(END OF AUDIO TAPE)

Gojira, Planetary soviet socialist republics , Kurzakstan , Satreburg and Alogiada ping.

Jesus Christ....

The Teutonic Kingdom wrote:"Civil Prism"

Now where have I heard about something like this before...?

UnVerkhoyanska wrote:Now where have I heard about something like this before...?

I have no idea?

The Teutonic Kingdom wrote:I have no idea?

I don't know either. Seems to me like it'd be used even after a nuclear fallout...

UnVerkhoyanska wrote:I don't know either. Seems to me like it'd be used even after a nuclear fallout...

I based it off of Liberty Prime. Goji came up with the name tho.

The Teutonic Kingdom wrote:I based it off of Liberty Prime. Goji came up with the name tho.

Yeah, I know it came from fallout. I'm just messing with ya.

UnVerkhoyanska wrote:Yeah, I know it came from fallout. I'm just messing with ya.

Ah, okay!

Post self-deleted by Down Scoblic.

Hikki wrote:fallout is goated

I always manage to jump into things right before there's something that makes it massively more popular. I got Fallout 4 just months before the show was released lol

Gojira wrote:No, maybe, idk. Possibly a kaiju such as Omoitokage (Gorosaurus) come to Birkaal in 1989.

I don’t know how exactly I would go about operating awakening Âthębęk, since we handle our Kaiju in fundamentally different ways. Since I’m a nerd, I handle mine as a god from mythology, a god for an actual religion. You handle your Kaiju as lovecraftian horrors that are worshipped because, duh, they’ll stomp on you otherwise. The point of my Kaiju is the quest of those trying to understand him, while the point of your Kaiju is that they can’t be understood.

Down Scoblic wrote:

(Unintelligible Noises and glitches)
(Static)
(Rustling of Paper)
(Enhancement)
(A door opening and closing)
???: "Viewing of this Audio tape is property of Scoblese Intelligence Agency and is a Class Level of 9 and Above, Unclassified employees or Outsiders listening to this Audio will be capture by the SIA and will be either|-> Terminated, Jailed or Fined. If this tape is found unintentionally, please give it to a Government Entity/Worker. For the Glory of the Federation..."

█████: "Ah, Dr. Caligo. Nice to finally meet you in person for the first time."

Caligo: "Yes, Yes, Indeed. So, what is the reason for my immediate presence?"

█████: "Well, you may well know of the nation of Alogiada has shipped Materials for our Re-development plan. However, (Sliding Folder) a spy in the ports has found Top Secret documents from one of the Cargo-ships. It contains a blueprint of which may be a Satellite named (DATA EXPUNGED). We were thinking of using this to create our own Spy Satellite and- (STATIC). Although we want you input on this situation."

Caligo: "... (Laughter) Why stop there?"

█████: "Excuse me?"

Caligo: "Think about it, this is our gateway to the stars!"

Caligo: "We can make Space Artilery and bomb any nation who dared threaten us. We can make Space Marines."

█████: "What are you implying!"

Caligo: "Im implying that when the Lumina Space Station is complete... WE TAKE IT FOR OURSELFS, send in our soldiers on one of those shuttles and-"

█████: "I'll be damned if your mission of killing of our possible ally's work!"

Caligo: "Think about it █████, once our soldiers saluter those (DATA EXPUNGED) and our own astronauts... WE, US, THE EMPIRE WILL RISE ONCE MORE AND BURN THE TREE OF LIFE AND-"

(Gunshot)

(Thud)

█████: "... f*cking hell."

(END OF AUDIO TAPE)

Gojira, Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics, Kurzakstan, Satreburg and Alogiada ping.

“Zoinks, Scoob! The phantom just got f***ing shot!”
Seriously, what in the Lord’s grace is happening?

Gojira wrote:RealJesus Christ....

United Republic of Birkaal wrote:I don’t know how exactly I would go about operating awakening Âthębęk, since we handle our Kaiju in fundamentally different ways. Since I’m a nerd, I handle mine as a god from mythology, a god for an actual religion. You handle your Kaiju as lovecraftian horrors that are worshipped because, duh, they’ll stomp on you otherwise. The point of my Kaiju is the quest of those trying to understand him, while the point of your Kaiju is that they can’t be understood.“Zoinks, Scoob! The phantom just got f***ing shot!”
Seriously, what in the Lord’s grace is happening?

lore. ☕🗿

Down Scoblic wrote:

(Unintelligible Noises and glitches)
(Static)
(Rustling of Paper)
(Enhancement)
(A door opening and closing)
???: "Viewing of this Audio tape is property of Scoblese Intelligence Agency and is a Class Level of 9 and Above, Unclassified employees or Outsiders listening to this Audio will be capture by the SIA and will be either|-> Terminated, Jailed or Fined. If this tape is found unintentionally, please give it to a Government Entity/Worker. For the Glory of the Federation..."

█████: "Ah, Dr. Caligo. Nice to finally meet you in person for the first time."

Caligo: "Yes, Yes, Indeed. So, what is the reason for my immediate presence?"

█████: "Well, you may well know of the nation of Alogiada has shipped Materials for our Re-development plan. However, (Sliding Folder) a spy in the ports has found Top Secret documents from one of the Cargo-ships. It contains a blueprint of which may be a Satellite named (DATA EXPUNGED). We were thinking of using this to create our own Spy Satellite and- (STATIC). Although we want you input on this situation."

Caligo: "... (Laughter) Why stop there?"

█████: "Excuse me?"

Caligo: "Think about it, this is our gateway to the stars!"

Caligo: "We can make Space Artilery and bomb any nation who dared threaten us. We can make Space Marines."

█████: "What are you implying!"

Caligo: "Im implying that when the Lumina Space Station is complete... WE TAKE IT FOR OURSELFS, send in our soldiers on one of those shuttles and-"

█████: "I'll be damned if your mission of killing of our possible ally's work!"

Caligo: "Think about it █████, once our soldiers saluter those (DATA EXPUNGED) and our own astronauts... WE, US, THE EMPIRE WILL RISE ONCE MORE AND BURN THE TREE OF LIFE AND-"

(Gunshot)

(Thud)

█████: "... f*cking hell."

(END OF AUDIO TAPE)

[nation] [/nation], Planetary soviet socialist republics , [nation] [/nation], Satreburg and Alogiada ping.

may or may not yoink this idea for a CIB or ministry of unusual incidents post

Zazumo wrote:That's like discrimination or something! You should definitely sue...

That's the problem...the lawyers also have a similar rule :(

I had to eat all my pigeon friends. They pooped too much! 💩 😔

Horrorlandian State wrote:I had to eat all my pigeon friends. They pooped too much! 💩 😔

You sir, have the privilege of having the post that finally made me decide to turn off my computer.

United Republic of Birkaal wrote:I don’t know how exactly I would go about operating awakening Âthębęk, since we handle our Kaiju in fundamentally different ways. Since I’m a nerd, I handle mine as a god from mythology, a god for an actual religion. You handle your Kaiju as lovecraftian horrors that are worshipped because, duh, they’ll stomp on you otherwise. The point of my Kaiju is the quest of those trying to understand him, while the point of your Kaiju is that they can’t be understood.“Zoinks, Scoob! The phantom just got f***ing shot!”
Seriously, what in the Lord’s grace is happening?

Eh you kinda missed the Kaijuanism, it's not just 'They can't be understood' and 'Humans are meaningless, and we'll all die once The Golden Usurpers father wakes up'. While yes, many are believed to be beyond are comprehension, high sapient, there's more to that. We wouldn't have an AKSDF or Megalophobia corp if it was just that. Our reaction is mixed, with cultists accepting the "End of the world" scenario, while other people and the Government try and stop it.

Good morning, TNP! :D
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"The real qustion is this: Was all this legal? Absolutely f**king not!"
- Karl Gunter making mustard gas you can smoke in his basement.

Gojira wrote:Eh you kinda missed the Kaijuanism, it's not just 'They can't be understood' and 'Humans are meaningless, and we'll all die once The Golden Usurpers father wakes up'. While yes, many are believed to be beyond are comprehension, high sapient, there's more to that. We wouldn't have an AKSDF or Megalophobia corp if it was just that. Our reaction is mixed, with cultists accepting the "End of the world" scenario, while other people and the Government try and stop it.

My point still stands. You focus on the existential dread and the idea of coping with them IRL, while I focus on the nerdy bits.

Planetary Soviet Socialist Republics wrote:may or may not yoink this idea for a CIB or ministry of unusual incidents post

The AKSDF and Megalophobia corp find the MUI (Ministry of unusual incidents) kinda funny

"Death is a preferable alternative to C*mmunism."
- Liberty Prime Civil Prism.

Gojira wrote:The AKSDF and Megalophobia corp find the MUI (Ministry of unusual incidents) kinda funny

That straight up sounds like a “Ministry of Magic” from a low-budget Harry Potter ripoff.

I have been using Antiquity ever since NS came back up.

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