The North PacificBoard

Amancar wrote:

"starve" hahaha, my country runs off its own industry. Unlike you, we can sustain ourselves, also you know i can still trade with countries on my amazing continent.

Touché

Diche choklate wrote:

I don’t like it but ok.

Uh huh.
*Prime Memeister EdgeLord has declared that the Supple 2nd fleet is to head to Sr long island at once, in order to evacuate any and all East supple lundian personnel still left on the island*

Amancar wrote:

If you havent read my dang diddly weapons factbook than its ok that you havent seen that its, now listen carefully, able to fire a target up to 100 kilometers away, and if you do happen to be firing that deep into my peoples than im actually gonna put the beat down on you. also i dont think its a good idea to put mines on the same water YOU are on top of, if you put mines there that is actually suicide.

? Why would I move? It’s a blockade. Also modern mine can detect signals so they won’t be triggered by me

Thomepia wrote:

? Why would I move? It’s a blockade. Also modern mine can detect signals so they won’t be triggered by me

wait so it detects by electric fields? if so than i will keep that information.

am floofy, pls give moar floof

Darcania wrote:

am floofy, pls give moar floof

*gives floof*

Thomepia wrote:

A squadron of bombers take off from the aircraft carrier. They gain height, flying higher and higher, far out of AA reach. They cross over the border of Amancar and drop their bombs on any significant looking structures they are able to see.

In response to this big No No amancar launches missiles towards the larger aircraft carriers.

East supple lund wrote:

Uh huh.
*Prime Memeister EdgeLord has declared that the Supple 2nd fleet is to head to Sr long island at once, in order to evacuate any and all East supple lundian personnel still left on the island*

“Flyboys you see ‘em yet?” Asked captain Xavier Malgova of the DCS Townsville.

“Yeah we see them we’ll give ‘em a radio of who we are. Supple ships I am Major Kjellburg of the Choklatian Navy we’ll be your escort/ hostage takers today. We’re watching you to make sure there’s no funny business and if you follow me we’ll guide you right through the minefield.”

Breaking News!!!

Under the promise of executing and delivering a full infiltration of the Pandemonium Republic, Eristov Vaniamin Pavlovich, a man who survived the Toshavoan internment and is a politician out of Toshbet, has won the Citizen's Party race by beating Wisly Benjamin by winning 46 of the 51 districts, you heard me right, folks. A whopping 90% of Independent voters wiped and smashed Benjamin off the map. While Benjamin won 5 districts of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Pavlovich was on a roll. He swept the provinces of Nigeria, Sierra Leone, Mali, Ghana, Senegal, and Cote D'Ivoire. Pavlovich won the municipalities of Compton, Oakland, San Domingo, Maracaibo, and Kampala. He swept Ostlea's three island districts along with Toshbet and Inner Govornia. While the 45-year-old, Benjamin, won Districts III, VI, V, VI, and X, Pavlovich remained on a roll winning the rest of the Democratic Republic of the Congo's districts in landslide victories. The last time the Citizen's Party had a president in office was 1789. A man named Sidell Goudie absolutely murdered the second president, Andrew Humphrey, in the election. He was impeached by an overwhelming majority in Congress of Democrats and Traditionalists. Pavlovich will take on Donald in the Traditional Party vs Citizen's Party showdown.

In a last-minute showdown, Nkiru Madukwe has won the Democratic National Primary. She was the first lady under President Akaka Madukwe in 1992. After his term was over, she served in more political positions. She was Secretary of State under James Walker (1997-2001), she was a Congresswoman under the Andrew Lane presidency (2002-2006) and the Yakko Warner presidency (2007-2011), she was elected to the Senate under the Nana Akufo-Addo presidency (2012-2020), and she was the Cabinet Director under the Big Shaq (Michael Daphaah) presidency (2020-2024). She is running to be the first female president in Deerfenese history. She was in a tight race, however, with Jideofor Obasey, the former Vice President under Nana-Akufo Addo and the former Cheif Advisor of Yakko Warner. She lost DR Congo, Inner Govornia, Sierra Leone, Ghana, Toshbet, and Compton early in the night. However, her supporters jumped and voted. She took home the capital, Freetown. As well as this she took Senegal, Mali, Nigeria, Haiti, Cote D'Ivoire, Oakland, Santo Domingo, Kampala, and 2/3 islands of Ostlea. It was the Ostlean scene that was the biggest. At the end of the night, she was tied for districts with Jideofor Obasey. However, the last island had to vote. Xiankun had been known to have propaganda for her. At the end of the night, Nkiru Madukwe won 26 districts to Jideofor Obasey's 25.

- Edmon Greene, Square 52 News

דער פרעזידענט פון אַטהענס דיליווערז אַ רעדע וועגן ווי דאָס לאַנד וועט נוצן ייִדיש ווי עס איז די באַאַמטער שפּראַך און ווי אַזוי צו באַקומען די היגע באַפעלקערונג צו פֿאַרשטיין עס.

Amancar wrote:

In response to this big No No amancar launches missiles towards the larger aircraft carriers.

“Captain, we detect large missiles flying on course to hit the air craft carriers! Assume you want us to shoot them down, right?” A soldier shouts
“Yes, yes of course. I want the cruisers to blast them out of the sky!”
The cruisers fire at the incoming missiles, blasting them away.

Diche choklate wrote:

“Flyboys you see ‘me get?” Asked captain Xavier Malgova of the DCS Townsville.

“Yeah we see them we’ll give ‘em a radio of who we are. Supple ships I am Major Kjellburg of the Choklatian Navy we’ll be your escort/ hostage takers today. We’re watching you to make sure there’s no funny business and if you follow me we’ll guide you right through the minefield.”

"You set up a friggin' minefield?"
-Captain Valerie Vulcan

*The Supple ships stop near the edge of the minefield, awaiting Diche choklate navy assitance*

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Deerfenland wrote:

Breaking News!!!

Under the promise of executing and delivering a full infiltration of the Pandemonium Republic, Eristov Vaniamin Pavlovich, a man who survived the Toshavoan internment and is a politician out of Toshbet, has won the Citizen's Party race by beating Wisly Benjamin by winning 46 of the 51 districts, you heard me right, folks. A whopping 90% of Independent voters wiped and smashed Benjamin off the map. While Benjamin won 5 districts of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Pavlovich was on a roll. He swept the provinces of Nigeria, Sierra Leone, Mali, Ghana, Senegal, and Cote D'Ivoire. Pavlovich won the municipalities of Compton, Oakland, San Domingo, Maracaibo, and Kampala. He swept Ostlea's three island districts along with Toshbet and Inner Govornia. While the 45-year-old, Benjamin, won Districts III, VI, V, VI, and X, Pavlovich remained on a roll winning the rest of the Democratic Republic of the Congo's districts in landslide victories. The last time the Citizen's Party had a president in office was 1789. A man named Sidell Goudie absolutely murdered the second president, Andrew Humphrey, in the election. He was impeached by an overwhelming majority in Congress of Democrats and Traditionalists. Pavlovich will take on Donald in the Traditional Party vs Citizen's Party showdown.

In a last-minute showdown, Nkiru Madukwe has won the Democratic National Primary. She was the first lady under President Akaka Madukwe in 1992. After his term was over, she served in more political positions. She was Secretary of State under James Walker (1997-2001), she was a Congresswoman under the Andrew Lane presidency (2002-2006) and the Yakko Warner presidency (2007-2011), she was elected to the Senate under the Nana Akufo-Addo presidency (2012-2020), and she was the Cabinet Director under the Big Shaq (Michael Daphaah) presidency (2020-2024). She is running to be the first female president in Deerfenese history. She was in a tight race, however, with Jideofor Obasey, the former Vice President under Nana-Akufo Addo and the former Cheif Advisor of Yakko Warner. She lost DR Congo, Inner Govornia, Sierra Leone, Ghana, Toshbet, and Compton early in the night. However, her supporters jumped and voted. She took home the capital, Freetown. As well as this she took Senegal, Mali, Nigeria, Haiti, Cote D'Ivoire, Oakland, Santo Domingo, Kampala, and 2/3 islands of Ostlea. It was the Ostlean scene that was the biggest. At the end of the night, she was tied for districts with Jideofor Obasey. However, the last island had to vote. Xiankun had been known to have propaganda for her. At the end of the night, Nkiru Madukwe won 26 districts to Jideofor Obasey's 25.

- Edmon Greene, Square 52 News

East supple lund would like to provide a gift of 666 million dollars to the Democratic campaign and Ms. Nkiru Madukwe. Prime Memeister EdgeLord wishes her the best of luck!

East supple lund wrote:

"You set up a friggin' minefield?"
-Captain Valerie Vulcan

*The Supple ships stop near the edge of the minefield, awaiting Diche choklate navy assitance*

Click to show...

East supple lund would like to provide a gift of 666 million dollars to the Democratic campaign and Ms. Nkiru Madukwe. Prime Memeister EdgeLord wishes her the best of luck!

The pilot let out a huge laugh at the captain’s reaction. “Yes we did just straight through right here and you’ll find your way in.”