The North PacificBoard

"This is an Emergency Alert Broadcast. Please remain calm and do not panic. This is an Emergency Alert Broadcast. The Narmossian Viral Agency has called for this Emergency Alert Broadcast."

These words rang through the ears of everyone in Narmossia, as these haunting words blasted through every single television and mobile device in the whole of the nation.

"We have received reports from the territories of Destuvial and Kalyria that people are getting constantly sick. These reports have spread across most of mainland southern Narmossia in the past few weeks, and this has only recently been brought to our attention. This is not your typical common cold or flu. This new virus appears to be something different from the rest, and our research has not brought any new information to light about this disease. For the time being, an immediate quarantine order has been issued across the whole of mainland southern Narmossia. This includes Destuvial, Everlade, Kalyria, Paramal, Jo-Eless, Jo-Elaria, Fessinine, Nadvaga, Mellus, Aminaq, Foniria and Kerabiak. Anyone living in those territories must remain at home at all times unless it is an immediate emergency. Do expect emergency phone lines to be nearly non-operational and take long to pick up as they might be overwhelmed with emergency calls. Please wear a mask with gradings of H5 or above whenever you head outside. For the rest of the nation, no action will be taken unless reports of cases begin happening there as well. Thank you and have a good afternoon."

Mass panic begins to spread through the whole nation, sending citizens into a frenzy. Supermarkets begin to get overwhelmed with people purchasing every single item that is contained inside the store, even raiding the storage units at the rear. It was to the point that local enforcement forces had to get called up to disperse the massive crowds. News stations got a hold of the news and began spreading it through their news channels, causing even more panic among citizens. Meanwhile, in the headquarters of the Narmossian Viral Agency...

"What the hell is happening?" The man who uttered those words is Jon Revoult, Head of the Agency. He walks around the conference room, clearly frustrated. The other people in the room shake their heads, just as confused as he is. "I'm not sure, sir. All we know is that there's a new virus on the block and it's spread like wildfire across southern Narmossia, except for Darvanyč," someone else mutters. Jon gets into a rage, barking, "Then find out what it is! I'm not waiting for people to start dying!" Everyone nods, before getting out of the conference room to get their tasks done.

"Don't you think he's overworking us?"
"Who?"
"Mr. Revoult."
The two researchers look at each other, glaring at each other blankly. One of them nods their head and says, "Yeah. Sure, it's not something we've seen before and it's hella f*cking infectious, but what's to sweat about it? No one's died yet." The other smiles and chuckles, "Oh, don't be so naive. You even said it yourself, 'no one's died yet.' Eventually, someone will kick the bucket due to complications, Venn." Venn nods and comments on the other researcher's sharp and future-based thinking. "Let's go back to work, Holstein, shall we?" Holstein nods his head as they return their finished lunch. They continue chatting as they walk back together to the laboratory, where their viral samples are held. As they reach the laboratory, they begin examining their samples.

"Dude, you have to check this out."
"What is it?"
Holstein invites Venn to come over and check out his samples. Venn nods his head and ambles over to Holstein to examine his sample. He takes a seat and inserts his head into the microscope, preparing himself to see something amazing. However, when he put his head inside, he saw...

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Venn is visibly confused, asking, "What was it that you wanted to show me? There's nothing out of the ordinary." Holstein wears a sly grin, commenting, "Exactly. There's nothing out of the ordinary." Venn is still rather confused, replying, "Yeah, it just looks the same as mine." Holstein nudges him to persist in the search for a bit longer, and he unwillingly obliges. He then notices something odd, muttering, "Wait, what is that? What are those... cell formations?"
"They're solidifying."
Reality hits him like a brick wall as he realises these probably cause massive clogs in the circulatory system. "Enough to say that this isn't a disease we've seen before." Holstein shakes his head, saying he had already told him beforehand that this wasn't something normal. Venn admits, "Well, I told my son he could name the disease just to pacify him, and now I have to keep the promise." Holstein sighs and chuckles at his stupidity, commenting, "Really? You know how random kids can be, right?"

"Alright, sure. This seems like a good name, anyway." Mr. Revoult accepts the suggested name of the new virus, and he tells both Venn and Holstein to tune in to the news the following day.

"Breaking news, live from Felyria City, the headquarters of the NVA. Reports have revealed that they have given the newly discovered virus a name. From what we know, the disease is highly infectious and has many symptoms, yet no deaths have occurred yet. The name the NVA have given is..."

The news reporter seems to struggle with accepting that the virus was named this way.

"The... the Beta Male Skibidi Ohio Gyatt Rizz Disease."

The camera cuts as they switch to a different scene.