Population | 18.672 billion |
Capital | New Chronopolis |
Leader | the Arbiter of Time |
Currency | negative meat popsicle |
Animal | Nu |
The Enlightened Principality of XiOnn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Arbiter of Time with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 18.672 billion Enlightened Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chronopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient XiOnnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,106 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,395 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XiOnn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
XiOnn is ranked 3,910th in the world and 149th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 225.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Most Developed and Highest Food Quality.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.