The Constitutional Monarchy of Westswedia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime minister Fox löfven with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 4.474 billion Westswedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westswedia city metropolitan area. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Westswedian economy, worth 690 trillion Weseds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,317 Weseds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All news sources are under strict government control, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Westswedians any less frightened, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westswedia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Westswedia is ranked 74,898^th in the world and 3,232^nd in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.