The Kingdom of United Fembonia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 922 million United Fembonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UwU. The average income tax rate is 5.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United Fembonian economy, worth 56.6 trillion boicoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 61,377 boicoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, United Fembonians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. United Fembonia's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Fembonia is ranked 197,342^nd in the world and 8,586^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.93 law-abiding acts per hour.