The Absolute Monarchy of The Kingdom of New Riverland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Loompster IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.138 billion New Riverlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Fashir. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Riverlandian economy, worth 182 trillion Riverbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 85,297 Riverbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and hell is not always other people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of New Riverland's national animal is the Goose, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Kingdom of New Riverland is ranked 13,205^th in the world and 765^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 28.32 average smiles per day.